Imagine this… you’re driving in traffic and right next to you is the hottest girl. She looks at you, you look at her, she sees you look at her so she looks away, you stare at her, she sees you stare, you look away, she looks away, you stare some more… you know how the story goes. So anyway, what do you do?

This was the topic of discussion last week at a friend’s house. Popular opinion was that the proper ettiquite for in-traffic flirting is to hit her then exchange phone numbers along with other insurance information when the police arrive. I however disagree… from first hand experience. This doesn’t work. My Insurance company however did love me.

So today as I walked to the local cafe I was passed a girl running. She smiled which as we all know means “stalk me” … so what next? How exactly do you holla at a girl running? Run after her?

These are the things I worry about.