Archive for March 23rd, 2009
The Power to Rescue Socks

If you could have 1 super power what would it be?

I hate that question. It’s such a stupid, lame, childish, annoying question. Everyone knows there’s only 1 right answer, time travel. Doy!

This morning on my drive to the office I started to zone and for some reason that question came into my mind. I started to wonder if I could chose 1 non-super power what it would be. I think of a non-super power as one that won’t neccesarily save the world but is still something pretty damn cool, something that won’t stop Santa from stealing the presents and leaving the milk carton open (at least that’s what happens at my house) but will still make all the girlies come a running. I was stumped… couldn’t think of a damn thing. Then when I got home it hit me.

The power to never lose just 1 sock.

You know that would be hot. Think about it, you could do laundry and know that no matter what your sock count will come out even. There would be compromises. My weakness would be that occasionally I would lose 2 socks, or a hole in a sock, or bleach a sock, but at least I would always have socks in pairs.

Damn that would be tight.