Alright. My blog started off as a bad idea turned good. Then I realized it was a wonderfully bad idea and a terribly good one at the same time. Then it morphed into a glorious embarrassment reflecting on society as a whole (or at least teenage girls on a diet).

After this impressive start my laziness compounded by the hacking efforts of bored Brazillians led to the demise of my beaultiful, beautiful blog.

Then it returned once more for a brief tour of the evening talk shows only to return to rehab once again.

I’m now proud to announce that the blog is back (for at least 5 minutes). It will remain up until I am either embarrassed or dead.