Have you seen that Acura commercial where the guy is sitting at this desk at home? He’s bored so he starts using his mouse to drag things in real life and drop them into his car in the driveway.

Maybe I’m really bored, maybe I’m just tired and drowsy, or maybe I’m losing it from being at work at almost midnight and am getting so hungry this guy is starting to look pretty damn tastey. It’s probably the boredom. I really wish Ustream had that sort of drag-and-drop technology. I really need to drag and drop a lion into this stream right now.

Alright. My blog started off as a bad idea turned good. Then I realized it was a wonderfully bad idea and a terribly good one at the same time. Then it morphed into a glorious embarrassment reflecting on society as a whole (or at least teenage girls on a diet).

After this impressive start my laziness compounded by the hacking efforts of bored Brazillians led to the demise of my beaultiful, beautiful blog.

Then it returned once more for a brief tour of the evening talk shows only to return to rehab once again.

I’m now proud to announce that the blog is back (for at least 5 minutes). It will remain up until I am either embarrassed or dead.