Not that any of my old posts were actually entertaining or exciting or even intelligible but I’d like to think that there’s an excuse for not having blogged much at all lately. It’s probably because of twitter and my ever diminishing attention span. For now I will offer up 10 reasons I haven’t been blogging, most of which are complete or amazing exaggerations of the truth, but probably just a lie.

1. My life has been just that boring and I’d rather spare you the pain
2. I’ve been working way too hard
3. Brazilian hackers broke my blog… again (too bad this isn’t a lie)
4. I was blogging way before it was cool so now that it’s cool to blog the only way to be cooler is to not blog, but that didn’t seem to work so fuck, I’m now less cool than before.
5. Guitar Hero doesn’t just play itself you know, it takes time and dedication.
6. I’ve been busy finding other stuff to do to keep me from doing what I should be, unpacking
7. I was stuck in Reno and forced to play every hand (neither of these are at all a lie)
8. icanhascheezburger doesn’t just read itself you know… neither do xkcd, engadget, gizmodo, woot, valleywag, and fleshbot (okay the last one I don’t read. seriously I don’t, my friends do though)
9. the local cafe only knew me as “soy latte”and I was determined to work my way up to “soy latte, scone or a brownie today?”
10. No one told me the writers strike was over and I was supporting my brethren oppressed by the industry. VIVA!

Now back to watching NASCAR on my TiVo.