Archive for November, 2003
18 Carat Gold Cell Phones

Web link of note: 18 Carat Gold Cell Phones
(At http://www.vertu.com)

Mam, can you spare a quarter for a double vanilla latte?

I ran some errands during lunch today. Before we got back to the car I decided I really wanted coffee. Since I had $3 and change left over from lunch I figured that would be just enough…

… untill I realized I either lost my change or miscounted… which was AFTER I ordered the coffee!

After bumming all of Brian’s spare change and my change I had about $2.35… still $1 short. The girl behind the counter decided to cut me a deal then and gave me the coffee for that much.

I am such a bum. Maybe if it wsa just a regular coffee I wouldn’t feel like such a loser. I just bummed a double vanilla latte.

Nokia Chinese Input Phone

Web link of note: Nokia Chinese Input Phone
(At http://nokia-asia.com/nokia/0,%C2%B8,48860,00.html)

Colon Shake

Sean turned me on to this. I guess he got the recipe from a buddy of his at work.

The idea is to simply help cleanse your colon and digestive track while replacing a meal (preferrably breakfast) with something a bit more healthy. You get all the fiber you need, lose a little weight, and have a healthier colon, right? Well yeah it seems to work out that way so far. I’ve got at least Brian and Rand turned on to this. Sean says he’s got Grandma drinking it too.

How’s it going so far? Pretty well. For the first couple days you will turn into a methane plant. Every couple hours a nice puff. They are dry puffs! No squirts. Right away though you do notice a nice “firming” effect. It can only be described as “logs.”

A few pieces of advice:

  • Drink right away. If you lag on this it will thicken up and you will need a spoon.
  • Don’t drink right before bed. If you don’t start digesting this, you will wake up in the middle of the night feeling like there is a chunk of lead in your stomach.
  • If you plan to go to the gym after, give it a little while and drink lotsa water or else cramps.

    Now for the recipe:

  • 8 oz. Soy Milk (chocolate seems to taste best)
  • 1 cup Oatmeal (ground so you don’t have to CHEW it later)
  • 1 tsp Wheat germ
  • 1/2 tsp Psyllium Husk (GNC calls this Colon Pure)
  • Half a banana or berries or anything else… Makes it taste good and stuff.
  • Blend well (if you don’t add fruit, just a shaker or mixer will do well)
  • Tuna Diet?

    I think this one came as a recommendation from a friend’s roomate’s ex-roomate’s co-worker who works at 24hr Fitness… so it must be a good idea right?

    I was told that if you want to lose weight REAL FAST… eat nothing but Tuna and drink water and juice. Wait a second, that sounds an aweful lot like the Atkins diet huh? I’m sure I’m missing something but anything else and it just wouldn’t sound interesting anymore right?

    Just out of stupid curiousity, I wondered how many day I could go on this diet. 2 days! Tuna first thing in the morning can make you feel plenty sick. Think of a hangover except you just don’t puke.

    My cat has never loved me more.

    Let’s hang out with Hawaii!!! (Alaska can come too)

    I need to find whoever wrote EndOfWorld and buy him a beer… or 10.

    I think breaking off from the rest of the U.S. and hanging out with Hawaii is a good idea… I don’t know about Alaska though.

    Linksys Open Source

    Web link of note: Linksys Open Source
    (At http://www.linksys.com/support/gpl.asp)

    Bloggers are Smrt!

    After a month of no blogging I came across this article by David Sims… Interesting blog article that points out how strange it was that the #1 result of a Google search for Michael Eisner (Disney CEO) was… a blog entry. Well this was May 2002. Now in November 2004 the same link is #4… still a very impressive ranking.

    He quotes another guy as saying bloggers are “are a highly intelligent lot.” He agrees with my belief that Google is paying alot of attention to blogs… which I think is a great thing. It gives the every day Joe a bit of a voice on the Internet and weakens the news media a bit, but not nearly enough.

    I wonder how much more attention Google really does pay to blogs… and if they pay more attention to their Blogger community than others. I don’t think that it explains why results tend to be more technical than not (for example, a search for “sniffing” returns results related to network analysis, not sniffing glue. There are plenty of bored teenagers out there writing mindless blogs about.. crap… I guess maybe kids these days don’t sniff glue anymore?

    What am I getting at? I don’t even know anymore.