So I stopped by GNC today to pickup something called Psyllium Husk. Right away, the guy there started asking me questions about my colon. Why? Well maybe because the product that he grabbed for me is called Colon Pure… now why am I buying that? Well, I’ll get into that probably next week, when I may need to find a new apartment.
Anyway, so then the guy stops asking about my colon and starts asking about multi-vitamins… do I take this or that… at one point he says, “your lack of vitamins may be the leading cause of whatever symptoms with your colon you may be experiencing…”
No, my colon is fine! However, the neon green urine might be something to be concerned about. Ya know, I’m surprised the cashier didn’t have a JOIN ARNOLD button on his shirt.
To be continued.