holy crap.. random ass snacking has lead to my random ass.. large ass. okay so i guess it’s not exactly j.lo huge but, since i started this new job, ive gained at least 9pounds, probably mostly from munching on cookies and free soda.

thats what happens when you sit closer to the kitchen than EVERYONE else in the company.

toby recommended that i start drinking slim fast… great idea except they have less volume than a capri sun! if im really gonna substitute meals w/ these things, i need to chug like 3 at a time.

crap!