alright so ive been a customer of my cell provider since about 98. my first 3 phones have done alright i guess. my first… well it was great untill it shattered on a concrete floor. my forth phone… well it died after 9 months of use, for no reason, so it was replaced under warranty.

now im on my 5th phone (which has been acting up) and the provider confirms, “yeah there’s something goofy with this one. you should have it replaced.”

this time im 6 weeks out of warranty..

the thing that upsets me most? now all the high scores are gonna be erased and i hafta d/l new ring tones. 6th phone in 5 years, here i come…